by Robert L. Walker August 3, 2005
When someone does something dumb, you muff them with your hand swipe upside their head while sayin muff and move your hand back and forth in a sawing motion
Turn off your car before your battery dies an shit dude............................................................an shit man..... I was bein sarcastic nigga.
MUFFFFFFFFFF Able !!!!!!!!!!!
MUFFFFFFFFFF Able !!!!!!!!!!!
by ROberto Fabre June 29, 2003
first person:
i opened up her legs and got attacked by crabs.
second person:
dude, she really has to shave her muff.
i opened up her legs and got attacked by crabs.
second person:
dude, she really has to shave her muff.
by burntice September 15, 2006
by muffdiver1001 August 20, 2009
ive been a muff diver for many the year
and spent all my money on muff divin gear
from goggles to flippers to oxygen tanks
if i cant have a muff dive ill just have a wank
and its mo ther well
motherwell fc
and spent all my money on muff divin gear
from goggles to flippers to oxygen tanks
if i cant have a muff dive ill just have a wank
and its mo ther well
motherwell fc
by pele February 10, 2004
well, my friend THOUGHT It meant a cunt. but we came to UD & realized it meant a BIG HAIRY SMELLY VAGINA.
by muffbreath November 5, 2005
MU-FF
- noun, verb, adjective, pronoun
-noun: a muff is an adorable muffin-like girl.
-verb: 1. to muff- to engage in muff-like activities.
2. to take part in a time consuming, very enjoyable activity that is usually seen as unproductive.
-adjective:- muffy: muff-like, precious, humorous when
used in this manor the word muff is taken as a compliment by most
-pronoun: the adorable muffin-like person or figure being
discussed
- noun, verb, adjective, pronoun
-noun: a muff is an adorable muffin-like girl.
-verb: 1. to muff- to engage in muff-like activities.
2. to take part in a time consuming, very enjoyable activity that is usually seen as unproductive.
-adjective:- muffy: muff-like, precious, humorous when
used in this manor the word muff is taken as a compliment by most
-pronoun: the adorable muffin-like person or figure being
discussed
Examples of muff:
-noun: Muff is standing by Marcel the shell with shoes on.
-verb: 1.Yesterday, instead of doing my homework, I got my muff on.
2.While Avery read aloud to the class, I was - completely muffed out.
3.On Monday of last week I was muffing when I was supposed to be cleaning my room.
4. I muffed hardcore last weekend.
-adjective: Today Avery saw a muffy girl wearing elephant boxers scampering down the road.
-pronoun: I was thinking muff was going to make me CD
with all of muff's favorite jams on it.
-noun: Muff is standing by Marcel the shell with shoes on.
-verb: 1.Yesterday, instead of doing my homework, I got my muff on.
2.While Avery read aloud to the class, I was - completely muffed out.
3.On Monday of last week I was muffing when I was supposed to be cleaning my room.
4. I muffed hardcore last weekend.
-adjective: Today Avery saw a muffy girl wearing elephant boxers scampering down the road.
-pronoun: I was thinking muff was going to make me CD
with all of muff's favorite jams on it.
by muffmuff69 October 28, 2010