An overweight, pill-popping, vain, whiney, paranoid, self-involved, clueless neo-con nimrod who loves the sound of his own voice who exploits the freedom to speak.
Rush Limbaugh is a pathetic manchild.
by flaggfox November 2, 2009
A male that is at the age of the child or teenager, but possesses attributes of a man. Also extremely cool or a sexy kind of guy.
Wow, I didnt know how much of a manchild Kevin really is!?!
That manchild is the hottest dude ive ever seen.
That manchild is the hottest dude ive ever seen.
by Dave the Manchild January 17, 2007
A man who makes up lies on the internet to be cool, is 40 years old and dresses like a teenager. Lives with mom. See "Stodd" from bottomofthebucket.com
by dave November 4, 2003
One who has a hairy chest like a sweater or fur rug. He talks about stupid shit and also his own shit. He also wear a basketball jersey(clean or dirty) at all times. He is a so called player in his own mind but is only willing to pay for women. He likes them large and is scared that his dad may spank him. His sister sleeps in his bed and he needs permission to leave the house. He is also almost 30.
Manchild Joe went to DC and leaned up against a tree starring oddly at large women. He told them he owns pizza shop all while wearing his jersey and hitting end on his phone because his dad calls non stop to spank him. Manchild joe is one who stands in the corner and grunts at women. He makes them scared.
by Gorino Pig October 19, 2011
A very highly intelligent male, who refuses to accept that he has the world at his fingertips, but fails utilise any ability,
Always needing something, even if his bank account says No
This particular breeds loves older woman, they call their significant other "woman",or "old Lady"
"Hey "woman" get on the back of my bike" Or when speaking to friends he checks with his "old lady" to see if he can have his 15th beer.
Loves to be waited on hand & foot, & will forever need his diaper changed.
Always needing something, even if his bank account says No
This particular breeds loves older woman, they call their significant other "woman",or "old Lady"
"Hey "woman" get on the back of my bike" Or when speaking to friends he checks with his "old lady" to see if he can have his 15th beer.
Loves to be waited on hand & foot, & will forever need his diaper changed.
Man, Child, rolled into one, waaaaaa if you dont pack my lunch, I will spend $$
No, I can't stay for coffee, I need to get home with my MANCHILD'S diaper rash ointment, don't you know this by now!!!!
The MANCHILD warmed up his dinner that his "woman" made for him & the MANCHILD made it too hot, now the "old lady" has to blow on it for him
Gotta Love the MANCHILD, helps with the "empty nest syndrome"
No, I can't stay for coffee, I need to get home with my MANCHILD'S diaper rash ointment, don't you know this by now!!!!
The MANCHILD warmed up his dinner that his "woman" made for him & the MANCHILD made it too hot, now the "old lady" has to blow on it for him
Gotta Love the MANCHILD, helps with the "empty nest syndrome"
by Woman- with a MANCHILD November 3, 2013
I'd like to order a "Manchild" please.
Or
Bartender-What would you like to drink?
Customer- I'd like a "Manchild" please.
Or
Bartender-What would you like to drink?
Customer- I'd like a "Manchild" please.
by Fatmatt November 15, 2013