Get your mans

You use this term whenever you see someone crushing or hitting on a guy. Usually in jokingly manner. You can either shout it while the action is taking place (example 1) or in a way where you're telling them to make the first move (example 2).

Example 1:

"Omg guys look over there!"
"Is that Jennie hitting on Kai?"
"(Shouts at Jennie from a distance) GET YOUR MANS GIRL!"
Example 2
Jennie: "What am I even supposed to say if I go up to him?"
Lisa: "Just go, you're worrying way too much. Come on girl, go get your mans"

by RachellSimpson September 19, 2019

Man, whatever your mom says

Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.

Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!

by Your Awesome January 5, 2011

turn in your man card

instructional phrase (spoken in a manner which can only be termed as pure disgust)used by one male to another male who has clearly shown he has lost all vestige of manhood.....

When Carl was spotted purchasing a movie ticket to "Eat,Pray Love" ,his pal in line to see Jackie Chan starring as "Jackie Chan in The Jackie Chan Story" yelled out ,"Hey,dude, now you gotta turn in your man card"..........

by sheila in the car August 21, 2010

pull your man card

To de-moralize or humiliate someone by considering them less than a man, or not a "real" man

Some guy: dude im givin u 10 days to hit that bitch and if u dont ima pull your man card
Some other guy: aww fuck

by Dano3805 September 7, 2006

Shut your man pleaser

Telling a female (or homosexual male) to be quiet

Wife: Help me with the dishes

Man: Shut your man pleaser, the game is on

by Term837 July 11, 2008

Put your man up

-verb

Spray painting your name on a wall

Quick while they arnt looking put your man up

by mewsee February 16, 2011

steal your man girl

A BITCH WHOS AN ASSHOLE AND STEALS EVERY GIRLS MAN EVEN IF YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP

Alisa: "UGHH LOOK AT HER SHES SUCH A STEAL YOUR MAN GIRL"
Ashley: " YA SHE LITERALLY STOLE MY MAN"
joseph: hey ladies this is my girl ____
lisa: HEY YOU WERE MINE #stealyourmangirl

by ihatedanya October 11, 2018