Malding

Getting so mad that you begin to bald which forms malding

bro just 1v4 clutched the other team must be malding

by Smiley'sBBC May 2, 2022

Malding

When someone is both mad and balding

Vinny Pistone was malding after the chang gang v the people court case

by FlamemanFTW October 22, 2019

Mald

Being mad and bald

Jonh: "Asmongold is always hating on retail WoW."
Dave: "Thats just because he's Mald"

by Mald Cap July 14, 2019

Malding

when someone is both mad and bald.

Have you seen james, he is malding really hard.

by mccallum susimposter March 12, 2021

Mald

When a bald man doesn't get his mount in World of Warcraft he may shout a phrase showing the mald phase has begun.
ex.
"Dogshit ass game dood" "Man what the fuck dood" "smashes head against keyboard* FUCK" "Cock ass"

bald man: uses a mald phrase
Someone: asmonMALD

by Sperglord of Draenor December 4, 2020

Mald

The words Mad and bald put together. Someone who is Mald is either a mad and bald person, or a person who is Mad about being bald, and is therefore taking their frustration out on others.

Mike: Ha! Nice hair bro
John: Dude shut up, they shaved my head while I was sleeping you should have stopped them.
Mike: Why are you blaming me for you having too many drinks and passing out? You're so Mald.

by Yozaru November 9, 2011

Malding

The act in which someone is angry and balding.

Xavier Quentin Chad is Malding. Just look at his 90 degree hairline PepeLaugh

by SoloPrestige August 26, 2019