On an online game called Pandemic 2 where the goal is to infect and kill the entire human race, Madagascar is notorious for very quickly closing it's only point of access, it's port. Members of the Current Events social board of GameFAQs quickly made this a fad making a stickfigure called "President Madagascar" that closes the ports every single time any symptoms of any disease are shown.
Guy: President Madagascar, a man in Brazil is coughing!
President Madagascar: *eyes turn bloodshot* CLOSE. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
President Madagascar: *eyes turn bloodshot* CLOSE. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
by ChrisDaLunatic August 3, 2008
In the game pandemic II, where the disease fails to infect madagascar because the area shuts down their one shipyard so quickly.
by djfis May 4, 2009
by Valentine Sweety March 4, 2015
Madagascare syndrome refers to when every guy or girl you see is attractive and a potential F buddy... aka YOU HUNGRY! It's been too long and you need to get some as a result your standards drop and everybody is a potenetial mate!
Inspired by a scene in a motion picture where a lion see's everything and everyone as a piece of meat!
In extreme cases of Madagascar Sydrome, try to remeber that not everyone is steak honey child!!!
Inspired by a scene in a motion picture where a lion see's everything and everyone as a piece of meat!
In extreme cases of Madagascar Sydrome, try to remeber that not everyone is steak honey child!!!
Madagascare Syndrome sufferer - "Is it just me or is everyone in here totally HOT?"
Friend - "It's just you... please get some soon"
Friend - "It's just you... please get some soon"
by Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! November 4, 2013
When your fuckin some girl from behind, and while u pull out, sequentuely a friend comes over and switches with you. this process must feel to the girl like it has been the same guy the whole time. then you walk in front of her and say her name, so when she looks at you shes like. "WHAT THE FUCK, WHOS BEEN BOOCHIN ME!?"
Mike was fuckin this bird and pulled a perfect madagascar suprise on her with the assistance of his friend Gary.
by dizz8888 January 11, 2006
Mort from Madagascar is a wanted criminal from Madagascar. His crimes against humanity, from causing the World Wars to committing homicide and murdering King Julian. This man, if you can even call him that, is the most dangerous thing roaming the Earth. Below is a video of him manipulating his foes.
by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 February 5, 2021
An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one
YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022