noun
A lurp exhibits the following characteristics:
1. One of extremely lanky stature, uncoordinated to the point of great annoyance.
2. Talks constantly in a state of dreary, droning monotone.
3. Extremely unathletic, unable to compensate for height, in sports such as basketball, football, volleyball, etc.
4. Hands like feet.
5. Inability to attract the opposite sex, despite constant efforts and confidence in him/herself, often due to creepiness, among other lurpy characteristics.
verb
Exhibiting any of the characteristics listed above in daily life
A lurp exhibits the following characteristics:
1. One of extremely lanky stature, uncoordinated to the point of great annoyance.
2. Talks constantly in a state of dreary, droning monotone.
3. Extremely unathletic, unable to compensate for height, in sports such as basketball, football, volleyball, etc.
4. Hands like feet.
5. Inability to attract the opposite sex, despite constant efforts and confidence in him/herself, often due to creepiness, among other lurpy characteristics.
verb
Exhibiting any of the characteristics listed above in daily life
noun
"The lurp loomed large over the small, terrified children."
verb
"Jonny, pick up your feet and quit lurping around!"
"The lurp loomed large over the small, terrified children."
verb
"Jonny, pick up your feet and quit lurping around!"
by Professor Kenneth Highfield October 1, 2008
A blowjob.
by Lurp Shakurr February 4, 2009
by LaShawna Desir February 7, 2009
The lazyness and satisfaction encountered after consuming a large meal, usually carried out by being stuck on a couch and not able to get up.
by Brannnnnndon March 13, 2008
by Matteo February 24, 2005
V. to steal against the will or knowledge of the victim. For example when someone steals your favorite power ranger doll and then denies it later because they are a terrible friend
by David19 December 12, 2005