Long Distance Relationship

The act of masterbating with your feet.

Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"

by TheMadNecro October 15, 2017

Long Distance Relationships

As my friend who was in one said:

"The biggest mistake anyone could make."
~ Caden

"Get out of Long Distance Relationships!"

by ThatOneKidInthatonedress February 16, 2018

super long-distance relationship

Corrallary to a conventional long distance relationship a super long distance relationship is a relationship with someone who is at an even greater distance like someone from another planet, dimension, or time period.

Melodica: Would you like to come to the jelly-tot cabaret with me tonight?
Harmonica: Sorry I can't I'm going to be spending time with my boyfriend.
Melodica: I didn't know you were in a relationship.
Harmonica: We're involved in a super long-distance relationship. It's a bit complicated. He's from another time period and may or may not be fictional.

by BeerPongHandCuffs January 5, 2011

National long distance relationship day

A day in a long distance relationships celebrate their...uhh..distance? And the day falls on March 21st

“Hey bob! Do you know what day it is?!”
“It’s national long distance relationship day!”
“Ohh you know what that means!”

by Askmewhojoeis582 April 20, 2020