Verb. When you get blackout drunk, then get even more drunk, to the point where you lose all fine motor control, and are forced to go from place to place on your belly, using your limbs like a lizard would. Seldom occurs in nature.
Dude. Ryan got so plastered last night. He completely lizard his way up the stairs to his room. He's gonna be drunk for a week.
by Saint Jamie March 23, 2015
The lizard is a sexual position in which the man is having sex with a woman vaginally up against a wall and when she is least expecting it, he pulls out and puts it in her ass and he watches her try to climb up the wall like a lizard.
Man, last night I was having sex with my girl, and I tried the lizard on her, the look on her face was priceless, funniest thing I've ever seen.
by funtcase September 15, 2013
When you are so high on marijuana, ganja, or pot, that your eyes become red enough to make you look like a lizard of some sort. This is usually reffered to tall, lanky, tan people, or pale short people with red eyes.
by AJ La Flare August 9, 2011
A female
Godly bloke. "Anyone smash any lizzards last night?" Trained bloke "Yeah, smashed joanna the blue rocket again" godly corporal "nice one, wash your dick with melted hexi block to be safe , she's a right lizard."
by Crowbagoftheday February 26, 2019
1. A grouping of animals that share similar features. (e.g. cold-blooded, scales etc)
2. A race of 12-foot extra-dimensional beings that a few harmless crackpots like Icke believe rule the world.
2. A race of 12-foot extra-dimensional beings that a few harmless crackpots like Icke believe rule the world.
Actually if you'd read up on David Icke, you'd see that when he says lizards he really does mean 12-foot reptiles from the fourth dimension. (Which doesn't mean he doesn't harbour some bordeline anti-semitic beliefs, just that the lizards aren't one of them). The guys a harmless maniac, not the next Hitler.
by Paranoia833 June 20, 2004