shove a lightsaber up your ass 

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?

Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*

shove a lightsaber up your ass by shitless sam April 24, 2018

lightsaber sex 

a meeting of gay men who put on glow in the dark condoms and go into a dark room and wack there dicks in the dark resembiling a lightsaber battle

i got a black eye at the lightsaber sex party

lightsaber sex by captin falcon May 8, 2009

Lightsaber 

The high tech weapon of choice for both Jedi and Sith. It is focused through a crystal which in some writings is said to have given the lightsaber its color instead of the force of the person. It defelcts shit, it chops shit, and is quite possibly only second to the miracle blades that cut tomatoes really good.

The one thing keeping my nerdiness love of swords being better of guns alive.

Me:I wish i had that lightsaber!
Girlfriend:I'm leaving.

Lightsaber by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006

Lightsaber 

The name for the like/dislike bar on a youtube video with only one colour showing due to an unrivalled amount of likes or dislikes.

Did you see the red lightsaber on Bill's new youtube video? nobody likes his parkour videos.

Lightsaber by Urban_ledgend_dodd November 15, 2011

lightsaber 

The lightsaber is the super-powered high frequency laser beam weapon of the Star Wars universe. It first appeared it Star Wars: A New Hope when Obi-Wan gave Luke Anakin's old lightsaber. It is possibly the most famous weapon in movies of the past century. Frequently children are spotted with rulers or sticks playing a lightsaber duel. Don't we all wish that we could instantaneously hack someone's limbs off, cut through any material, or threaten somebody's life? The amazing futuristic tool of the lightsaber has changed everybody's life, dreams, or imagination in some way.

Yoda had a furious lightsaber duel full of flips and twists with Count Dooku in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

lightsaber by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

White Lightsaber 

to have a line of cocaine on your hard cock, then letting a person snort the line, then when the person is finished snorting they suck your dick till it is clean.

You ask a girl to perform the White Lightsaber and then girl willingly puts a line of coke on your dick. She then snorts it and after that she sucks, licks, blows it till you cum.

White Lightsaber by Narwhal Clan December 21, 2008

Lightsaber Battlegrounds 

a game on roblox which is mostly played by braindead 10 year olds and some loser 12 year olds who think theyre superior to everyone else because they spend all of their free time practicing their glowing stick skills in a lego game

You: "Hey! Wanna play Lightsaber Battlegrounds?"
Friend: "No, thank you. I don't want to be a virgin for the rest of my life."

Lightsaber Battlegrounds by your average life enjoyer November 10, 2021