When a man shoves a glow stick up his urethra, and turns off the lights, so his erect penis will glow like a lightsaber.
by awmm June 29, 2015
Get the Lightsabermug. Obi-Wan: Christ...Jar Jar, turn around, would you?
Jar Jar: Yessa Obi!
Jar Jar turns around. Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber. Blue flash, sizzles, Gungan screams.
Obi-Wan: This is for the Republic!
Jar Jar: Yessa Obi!
Jar Jar turns around. Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber. Blue flash, sizzles, Gungan screams.
Obi-Wan: This is for the Republic!
by Slufa July 13, 2007
Get the lightsabermug. according to the Star Wars "the Essential guide to Weapons and Technology" the lightsaber is a melee weapon which emitts a tight parallel beam that is a closed energy loop
by Glaiven June 24, 2003
Get the lightsabermug. Weapon used by a civilization so advanced that it colonized space, but so primitive that it couldn't figure out that a small-calibre handgun works a million times better.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
Get the lightsabermug. when a joint or blunt canoes so much without being stopped that it becomes one long orange line down one side, all the way to the roach. Thus garnering the appearance of the fabled Jedi weapon of choice.
by dirman April 1, 2008
Get the lightsaberingmug. by levi's lightsaber January 29, 2021
Get the lightsabermug. A elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Wielded by powerful foes, lightsabers are very power, and skillful weapons. They are used mainly by Jedi knights and other force sensitive beings. Lights can cut through nearly anything. Lightsabers require a kyber crystal to activate, beings wishing to build a laser sword must sought out these crystals. There are many lightsaber types; single blade, double blade, crossguard, etc.
by Rick and Morty Rick and Morty July 24, 2022
Get the Lightsabermug.