Lava

A love so strong that it burns!

Melanie: I lava you!
Russell: Ahhh! It burns!

by Clyde020608 October 14, 2009

Lava

I. Molten rock that originated from the mantle of a planet

II. Something you can't touch:

a. For a children's game

b. Due to uncleanliness or the threat of seminal fluid

"You can't touch the floor, it's made of lava!!"

"Hey, don't sit on that bed. Jessa and Charlie share that bed. It is soooo lava."

by friendscaredoflava August 27, 2011

Lava

Something that may look delicious to a stupid person, yet surprisingly, would actually kill th as soon as they ate it! Who knew?!

What happened to qwerty mctoottoot? He ate a bucket of lava! How stupid is that?!

by FluffyPuppy2011 July 15, 2022

Lava

something that kills me in minecraft 99.98% of the time, usually happens the very next second after i find diamonds or ancient debris.

User1 tried to swim in lava.
GOD DANG IT I DIED AGAIN.

by JarvisBanned December 30, 2021

Lava

A person with a dope hat and talks to nobody.

Friend: you got a nice hat.
Lava: *scoffs*

by TheRydenFan December 26, 2017

/lava

a very handy device that has been proven to kill unwanted threads.

If you see a thread that offends you or you think it should die simply post "/lava" in that thread and I guarentee it won't make it past the next 4 posts without dieing.

by Darkwatcher November 12, 2007

Lava

The action of looking banging but still having the potential to kill you.

Bro#1 "Damn that girl is hella fine"
Bro#2 "But she is a serial killer"
Bro#1 "Dang she be LAVA"

by Marl0 September 10, 2017