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R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.
Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!

l.m.s.o.y.d.u.y.c.i.m.m

It mean, "Let Me Sit On Your Dick Until You Cum In My Mouth."
She texted me during English class and said, "L.M.S.O.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M."

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t 

let me suck your dick while you play call of duty with the boys until you cum in my throat
*texting* hey babe, l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t
*replys* bet

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N 

The League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments In Naughtiness is an organization of evil scientists led by Dr. Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Rodenstein.
“Rodney’s gang, L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N almost destroyed the world over pretzels!

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d 

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

T.I.M.T.A.C.M.T.A.L.L.M.T.A.L.B.I.M.Y.M.A.I.A.G.U 

This Is More Than A Crush More Than A Like Like More Than A Love Baby I’ma Make You Mine And I Ain’t Giving Up
T.I.M.T.A.C.M.T.A.L.L.M.T.A.L.B.I.M.Y.M.A.I.A.G.U
Is the lyrics to the song ‘Don’t Run Away’ from the movie Let It Shine