kopite 

A person of dubious parentage, hailing from various unfashionable towns and cities throughout Europe - such as Basildon, Stavanger or Truro.

Rumoured to be occasionally native to Mersyside, although this has ever been verififed and is thought to be an urban myth.

Often wears badges and scarves, they live in the 70's in a fashion sense and cloud cuckoo land in every other sense.

"Kopites are vermin and if you find them they should be hung on the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey with their own scarves. This will help to keep their numbers down at a manageable level." - D Moyes, Vermin control expert.

(They will mate with their own relatives given the chance and can breed at an alarming rate, particularly when there is a sniff of a trophy in the pestilent air around their place of congregation analfield). They may also be related to the common woodlouse as so many of them come out of the woodwork at these times.

"Will you look at the state of that kopite twat, covered in badges the whopper!"

"Take that scarf off you beaut, it makes you look like a kopite"

kopite by NedFlanders January 23, 2008

kopite 

see Dickhead. They are normally from scandinavia or London or any place OTHER than Liverpool.

What a dickhead. He must be a kopite.

kopite by Carl Fairclough January 17, 2007

Kopite 

One who lacks the imagination to support their own local football club, and so jumps on the bandwagon of supporting whatever spawny team that happens to be winning trophies at the time - i.e. Liverpool FC. Would never go near a real life football match - prefers to watch on Sky TV, whom as we all know, invented the sport in 1993.

'Now let me see. I come from Cornwall, I'm good at shitting in my hand and throwing it at people, my cousins in Norway and Devon like this lot, and I'm looking for a football team that have the entry rules for competitions changed simply to allow us to enter. I know, I'll become a Kopite. Eh, the Kop? What's that, never heared of it'

Kopite by Football match attender September 5, 2008

Kopite 

A person from Liverpool who dresses up in a replica shirt and goes to watch the game in the pub also see "Tellyclapper"

I used to be a Kopite but cant get a ticket la so im going the pub to cheer the mighty reds on

Kopite by Go the game blue August 27, 2009

kopite 

the definition of the word scum, not even pikeys are hated as much as kopites, cant even speak english the dirty squeaky wallet stealing cunts.

Bloke1: you have a horrid queer accent, were are ya from?

Bloke2: from liverpool mate, up the reds.

Bloke1: your a kopite i see. get ta fuck away from me ya dirty squeaky good for nothin rat faced bastard ye.

kopite by Larrytheflint November 14, 2011

Kopite 

A person of scouse origins, eminating from the kop grandstand, the single most epic and deafening football stand throughout european history and the modern era. The word kopite refers to the supporter of Liverpool FC, the outstanding representatives of the english league, liverpool are the most decorated and successful club in british history. Second to none. None.

"Jamie Carragher is a converted Kopite, la."
"We are the famous kopites"

Kopite by Eddy Donson November 2, 2008

Kopite 

The term kopite originally referred to regular matchgoers who stood on the Spion Kop (better known as Kop) stand in Anfield, the home stadium of Liverpool F.C., the most successful football club in England. Today, the term has evolved to become a sobriquet for fans of Liverpool F.C.

Anfield's reputation as one of the most hallowed grounds in sport owes no small part to the singing kopites on the Kop stand.

Kopite by Misha A. December 5, 2017