A Penis Koozie refers to a woman who is used by a man for sex. Also slang for Vagina.
Did you see Devan's new penis koozie? She is smoking hot!
by Perpetual Excess August 28, 2009
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When you've had anal sex with a dark skinned woman who has a voluptuous derriere or booty.

Where the dark skin of her ass cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the Koozie, and the mans penis resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its Koozie.
One Guido said to the other Guido, I Beer Koozied this bootylicious chick up against the wall in the alley outside the club last night, fist pump!!
by 420Freetime January 19, 2012
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The meaning of Dick koosie is when you ejaculate and the sperm pools up in the foreskin of uncircumcised penis.
Last night my Dick koozie overflowed everywhere
by Mcdingleberry October 17, 2014
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Another name for Vagina, dick mittens, and hatchet wound.
"How is your hatchet wound?" Before 10 am is just a little harsh. But sipping on some coffee around the water cooler with some colleagues and talking about Finger Koozies is just a nice way of exchanging pleasantries.
by Romophobia September 23, 2015
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Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.
by Erikvincent79 January 13, 2016
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To define a person as cool and crazy!
Ozzy: DAMN!! GIRL U KOOZY!!!!!!

Maria:*wink* XD I know!!!
by desperado45 June 23, 2010
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A small brown paper bag given to you at the gas station when you buy a single tall can of beer
I stopped in to the gas station after work today for a tall can of beer and the cashier put it in a Navajo koozie
by Karl Arlington March 9, 2022
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