phrase used by chicks. statement that means. lick or suck my vagina. Often used by chicks in fights with other chicks.
Hey bitch, kiss my lips!
by Ryan Rice June 29, 2006
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1) the act of putting ones orifice (specifically the mouth) up against the crack of the person you love. This is usually referred to german bondage porn.
2) An alternate explanation is usually a sarcastic put down to anyone hoping for something.
1) Q:will you kiss my ass?
A: WHY SURE HERR OBEINHOUSER i shall kiss the shit off your crack.

2) What the fuck were you hoping for? KISS MY ASS.
by gregarious January 3, 2006
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The phrase was used by an infamous Clockwork Orange character - Alex. From my understanding it means "kiss my balls".
Believe me or kiss my sherries...
by electricfire March 10, 2005
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An expression of one's joy after a certain favourable event.
Now who’s it to be,
me or Cliff Thorburn? Thank you very much indeed.

Puts the phone down Kiss my face!
by Tony Hayres January 19, 2003
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1.) In the medieval period and up until the present, rank was often signified by the wearing of a ring (i.e. Popes, Kings, Dukes, etcetera). One would kiss a person ring to show submission to authority. 2.) Parodied today by the detail that the anus is referred to as, and one might argue resembles, a ring...
1.) 'My liege' bending down on one knee and kissing extended hand bearing ring

2.) Turning one's arse toward a person perceived as an idiot and uttering 'Kiss my ring!'
by Nehustan September 22, 2010
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Mockney rhyming slang - Kiss my Ass - quite literally Kiss my Shandy Bass
There is no way I am working this weekend, the boss can kiss my shandy...
by mozzleberry April 11, 2007
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Similar to kiss my ass, only deeper. Typically used in an escalating argument when a death blow is needed. Generally modified or enforced with fuck face, see example below.
Two people arguing:

person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?

person 2: Go fuck yourself!

person 1: Fuck you!

person 2: Kiss my asshole, fuck face!
by zippojoker August 26, 2009
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