jesus hitler christ 

an exclamation of shock or disgust

"Jesus Hitler Christ is your mom a whore!"

" that was my last fucking beer, Jesus
Hitler Christ , Gary, you fucking cunt!!"

jesus hitler christ by yojimbo1974 January 10, 2008

Come to Jesus talk

A serious talk between two or more people where the person's performance, or attitude, or involvement in the work (or in the relationship) is in need of improving. The talk is meant to save the soul of the receiver so that he or she makes a full change for the better. Often between a person of authority and the subordinates (teacher-student; coach-team), and often uses emotional arguments to get the person to change.

Our professor gave us that come to Jesus talk today. He said we were performing poorly, lacked the right drive to complete the task. He said that he was working hard, trying to make good lesson plans but we were just lazy. The worst part was when he said that he felt that he wasn't a good teacher because we clearly didn't respect him as a teacher.

Come to Jesus talk by Writingbear December 5, 2015

lesbian jesus 

Hayley Kiyoko. One of the Holy Lesbian Trinity which includes Lesbian God, (Ellen), and Lesbian Holy Ghost, (Jane Lynch). She makes gay jams and every female within a twenty-mile radius to have an instant lady boner.

"Holy shit Lesbian Jesus must be somewhere near here because I have a huge lady boner"

lesbian jesus by Winter Killjoy April 24, 2018

fucktard jesus 

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.

Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.

fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Space Jesus 

Obi Wan Kenobi

Prequel memer 1:Man I sure do love space Jesus

Prequel memer 2: Are you talking about Kenobi?
Prequel memer 1: obviously

Space Jesus by PonianYoutube July 20, 2020

Jesus stud 

The best kind of Jesus lover. The Christian everyone wants to be friends with. Gets all the nuns.

I heard he goes to church every day! He's such a Jesus stud!!

Jesus stud by nailanicolle September 16, 2016

Jesus fuck 

When something scares you so bad you can’t just say fuck

*jon jumps out from behind a car*

Lizzie:Jesus fuck!

Jesus fuck by Destiny🥵 February 21, 2020