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hypotenuse leg

When proving two right triangles congruent, is when both have a congruent corresponding leg and hypotenuse. Also referred to as the ASS (or SSA) thereom.
"Did you hear? Peter got detention for calling the hypotenuse leg thereom the ASS thereom."
"Good, Peter's a fucking nerd"

hypotenuse chin 

A facial feature characterized by a chin that deviates from the typical contours formed by the neck and jawline, extending in a straight, diagonal line from the neck to the chin’s tip, resembling the shape of a pelican’s beak or the hypotenuse of a right triangle.
Mitch McConnell will always be remembered for his hypotenuse chin.

juicy juice hypotenuse

Alternative for "Punch line" from a popular text post on tumblr
"Are you missing the juicy juice hypotenuse?"
"What?"
"Sorry, maybe you should get a tumblr."
juicy juice hypotenuse by britlav December 18, 2013

Gay Hypotenuse

The side of a right triangle opposite the right angle. The gay hypotenuse is a freak of nature and always is 8==> in length.
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Gay Hypotenuse by Bawlf-Man March 10, 2009

Hypotenusing 

The act of cutting through a parking lot, large field or any large square or rectangular plot of land. You could go on the edges, but cutting across is so much easier!
Tori: How we gonna cross this parking lot, Neko?
Neko: Wanna try hypotenusing it?
Tori: 'kay.
Hypotenusing by Natali K. May 13, 2007

orthostatic hypotension 

This is basically when you're laying in your bed and then you yeet off of it and stand up on the ground and all of a sudden your vision starts to see yellow blurry spots and you have a light headache and it feels like you're tripping on mushrooms but you're all fine in dandy in like 3 seconds
person: *gets up from bed* *sees yellow blurry spots and gets a headache*
person: "wtf is happening
brain: it's called orthostatic hypotension you fucking idiot