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1.When one looks like wreck but it looks good.
2. You look just plain horrible.
"I have sex hair." "Yeah, you look like a hot mess, it's sexy."

-Christian Siriano used this term a lot on the hit show "Project Runway"
-Also name of popular clips made by Obie (obieaccessories.com)
by Les.Urbain.Filles June 04, 2009
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When one's appearance and behaviour gradually sink into chaotic disarray, usually accompanied by an ever increasing consumption of alcohol.
Michael: I've never seen anyone drink so much. She's destroyed! Natasha's a fucking hot mess!
by mirrorframe October 23, 2009
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A person who's physically/sexually very attractive, but an emotional/psychological disaster area. Extremely charismatic in short bursts; typically but not necessarily great in the sack; impossible to live with. Male Patron Saint: Tom Cruise. Female Patron Saint: Lindsay Lohan/Winona Ryder (tie).
"Did you see those side boob pics of LiLo going into rehab?"

"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."
by SmallieBiggs May 31, 2013
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Someone that is dressed poorly or who's hair is not done. A person who is poor in appearance.
She looks like a hot mess.
by Stephanie Moore December 07, 2005
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An hot girl who is looking like she has been drinking and doing blow for 36 straight.
by wpnsidej April 06, 2010
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This traffic-jam is a hot mess.
by Squad September 05, 2005
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A girl who manages to look stunning when other girls would look badly dressed, messy, dirty etc.
She may have been covered in oil from fixing her car, but damn, that girl was a hot mess.
by hayles_89 February 26, 2009
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