hoser

"Hoser" Shortened version of "Hose Head"
A term used to refer to simple minded people that siphon gas from other peoples cars using a hose. The gas money saved can then be used to buy more beer and back-bacon as well as fuel for the Coleman Stove.
Also used as a derogatory remark when refering to an idiot.
Made popular by SCTV's Bob and Doug Mackenzie on the Great White North show.

Take off you Hoser! Get me another beer eh!

by Bazm April 09, 2006

hoser

A truely Canadian way to poke of people (or yourself) when one has drunk too much beer.

"You hoser.... I love you too". (while swinging around your bottle of Molson Canadian).

by Nightdove July 01, 2004

hoser

A firefighter who has the primary job of using a hose to douse a fire.

The house had just started on fire, but the hoser used his skill to quickly extinguish the blaze.

by firefighter rick April 01, 2017

hoser

A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man.

Take off eh, ya hoser.

by TappaKegga April 08, 2006

hoser

An insult meaning douchebag (aka hosebag) shortened to hoser.

Get away from me you hoser.

by Frank Vale August 11, 2005

hoser

A slang and generally friendly term for a Candian person.

Us Hosers can drink you Yanks under the table!

by Bile Belly December 10, 2003

hoser

an insult, similar to knob; generally refers to someone who is foolish, gullible, or whipped

"No, he's not coming tonight. That hoser is over at his girlfriend's house again."

by Smith (you know) September 25, 2005