Frank texts Gary: Hey man. Did I ever tell you that your ass is fine?
Gary texts Frank: Stop being homotextual
Gary texts Frank: Stop being homotextual
by TDub2 May 27, 2009
People who lose or lack genuine sexual prowess during face to face interaction but are quite skilled at online flirtation and sexting.
So I noticed that he/she spent the night , did you have a good time?
"Not at all! He/she was such a homotextual I just pretended to fall asleep"
Alternatively : after a prolonged homotextual courtship strictly limited to online interaction , Jeffrey was driven completely mad and took to fucking fresh and ready rotisserie chickens he had stapled photos of his crush to. It came to a tragic end one day when his passions prevented him from waiting until he had even left the grocery store. I hear he's on a list now.
"Not at all! He/she was such a homotextual I just pretended to fall asleep"
Alternatively : after a prolonged homotextual courtship strictly limited to online interaction , Jeffrey was driven completely mad and took to fucking fresh and ready rotisserie chickens he had stapled photos of his crush to. It came to a tragic end one day when his passions prevented him from waiting until he had even left the grocery store. I hear he's on a list now.
by pelesiren August 28, 2020
People who engage in romantic, flirtatious or provocative conversation solely through the use of text messaging
by pelesiren August 28, 2020
Django: Banchan
Assciated Press: You mean Amitab Bachan?
Yao: you mean Ben Chod?
Darkness: you mean Ben Chod?
Me: You homotextuals!
Assciated Press: You mean Amitab Bachan?
Yao: you mean Ben Chod?
Darkness: you mean Ben Chod?
Me: You homotextuals!
by ih8fizzix March 3, 2018
Chad is a major Homotextual! He texted Brittany, Bobbi, Bryan, Karen, Alexis, Liz, Troy, Scott, Peter, Rachel, Mike, Paul, Pablo, Rico, Enrique, and Sara all at the same time.
by Lizzie01832 December 12, 2009