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City Middle High

A horrible school for fucking nerds, there are a lot of feminazi teachers, people making 20ft long crack lines on the ground from smarties and all the guys on the swim team make up an excuse for why they have a small penis when they get exposed.
You go to City, what a nerd
Oh you got into City Middle High, you a fucking nerd
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Wes-Del Middle/High School 

Wes-Del middle/high school is a place where mostly stinkers belong. If you look around you’d see at least 5 stinkers walking towards you with a rainbow flag and Android phones in their ratchet pockets. There is also a teacher who made a class sit down and talk shit about a girl while she wasn’t in the room. But no worries this bitch should be getting fired soon.. idk. This school has a thumb for a principle (a nice thumb). It is also a place where drugs are dealt. If you want some of that good good, it’s most definitely at Wes-Del. Goodwill is in the school district so if you’re looking to get picked up from your home, the bus WILL come get you :)
“Bro have you heard of Wes-Del Middle/High school?”
“Yeah bro I got my gas from there.”

Middlesex High School

a place where you can not only find drugs and STDs, but a place where there are no real gangsters, fat chicks blocking the hallways, and the bathrooms always smell like smoke from the hard-asses when they really need a bog.
Student1: Hey, new kid, what school did you come from?

NewKid: Nowhere, just a place called Middlesex High School.

Student1: Haha! what a doof!

Delsea Middle/High School 

A school in Franklinville, New Jersey. At Delsea you will find herds of slutty girls showing off their Uggs and football jocks in their under armour. You can also find plenty of gangstas and junkies bragging about how they drank 5 Monsters the other day. There are plenty of loudmouth morons talking about how they had sex a bunch of times and how they will beat each other up. The teachers constantly have to put up with abuse from the punky delinquents and jocks walking around and tossing their heads like they just drank a Ny-Quil smoothie. Occasionally you will witness a drug dealing sloppily disguised as a handshake.These often result in the drug falling to the ground and the retards getting internal suspension. The nicest people-suprisingly-are the filthy niggers. The students in honors classes are mainly football douches that only took honors to look cool. The orange girls are treated like sex objects by their harem leaders, who are typically football douches. The principal at the high school favors football douches and the vice-principal is a bitch that favors blacks.
Person 1: Hey guys how's it going?
Person 2: Hey. What's up.
Delsea student: Dude, you are gay. I'll kick your ass if you don't suck my cock. You don't play COD? Faggot. You gotta be tea bagged now.
Rational person: Hey man, you want to tea-bag him, but you call him a faggot? That is highly illogical.
Delsea student: I don care what ilililkallogikal, I'm a Delsea wreslter!
Delsea Middle/High School

Middletown High School North 

The only thing in my life that is a bigger waste of time than sitting at home and staring blankly at the wall.

At least I can think when I sit at home and stair at the wall! At North, it is impossible to think.

To hell with the government, the school board, and the administration.

They take my parent's tax money and use it to waste my fucking time. No wonder people in general (probably just around where I live) are so goddamn stupid.

The only institution where I'll actually learn is in a university for 30,000 a year. The only place where I actually have been learning is at the library. But there are no teachers at the library? That fucking sucks.

Here's the math expression:

Middletown North Teacher < Nothing

Have I made it clear?

Maybe if my parents didn't have to pay for stupid teachers salaries, turf fields, and what ever else they throw away, then I could afford 30,000 a year without being in debut. The administrators treat us like shit and act like fucking nazi ss prison guards all while being paid by our tax money.
Administrator: "Not only will I take you parent's tax money, but I'll steal your property (cell phones, ipods, etc) because I fucking say so."

Student: "you scumbag"

Administrator: "Now I'll write you up because no one speaks to me like that. I am a fucking god. You can't win. I own your life for six hours everyday.

Student: "Middletown high school north is not a nice place, not at all."

Middletown High School North 

The murderer of my sanity.

Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.

Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.

But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.

Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.

The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.

Things I will never get back.
Freshman 1: "Wow I can't wait, it's my first day at Middletown High School north."

Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."

Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."

Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"

Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"

Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."

Westville Middle/High School 

a school in northwest indiana (LaPorte County)

quite boring, some kids are assholes, some not. mostly a normal school.

there's some emos and some jocky dudes and stuff but most can be chill.

farmers. so many farmers. it's a farmer town. some kid drove a tractor to school once. definitely a school with farmers.

pray to god to get a nice teacher. either you're gonna have a nice teacher or the worst and most rude teacher around (or a pedo but they get in trouble very quick)

ignore the music teacher. she yells and is pretty obnoxious LMAO.

the classrooms smell nice.
Person 1: "Hey, how's Westville Middle/High School?"
Person 2: "Meh, at least it isn't LaPorte or Michigan City. Would rather be here than at either of those schools."