a place where you can not only find drugs and STDs, but a place where there are no real gangsters, fat chicks blocking the hallways, and the bathrooms always smell like smoke from the hard-asses when they really need a bog.
Student1: Hey, new kid, what school did you come from?
NewKid: Nowhere, just a place called Middlesex High School.
Student1: Haha! what a doof!