Heffer

An incredibly Obese woman... such as Jordan "Fat Dyke Chick" Idontdeservealastname

That heffer just called the cops on us! MOOOOOOOO

by sweet at life September 7, 2008

Heffer

To express a low opinion of a female

"Oh no that heffer didn't"

by Akieva May 2, 2005

Heffer

The fat steer on Rocko's Modern Life. He is a mama's boy most of the time and he is almost always hungry considering he weighs about 600 pounds.

"Hey Rocko, you got any leftovers?"

by Corb August 29, 2004

Heffer

A virgin cow under the age of one

heffer

by ghwtg December 26, 2010

Heffer

A fish that weighs over 10 pounds

I got a big ol water heffer

by Biggy fish November 9, 2021

Heffer

people that make you angry:(
a way to say hi to people
use in place of the word friend
when someone does something rude

Those girls in room 233 and 235 are heffers!
Hey little heff!
That was a heffer move!

by Bomquiqui May 1, 2009

heffers

its when a person says he will never do something, and when none of his boys are around he does it.

"man i'll never sleep wit a fat bitch"
and then his boy later catches him fucking a fat bitch in a bush or something that means he's a hefer or hefing ass nigga.

by T dub444 May 23, 2005