Hambone 

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

<Alex> Hambone! Check it out! I heard you tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Wow no. I definitely didn't try anything, stupid drunk girl.
<Alex> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.

Hambone by Harrison S January 15, 2006

hambone 

An excessively geeky, stinky, or strange ham (amateur) radio operator. In other words, your typical ham radio operator.

Even though I have my ham license, I'm not a hambone because I'm normal.

hambone by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004

Hambone 

Another name for your penis

My hambone has a chick magnet on it

Hambone by Big Dyl July 18, 2011

Hambone 

When a person ingests a said quantity of opiates or uppers and is sent into a mania of sudden movements such as beating on their thighs or cleaning vigorously by effect of the drug. Or the act of doing opiates and uppers together otherwise known as speedballing.

Rumpus was doing the hambone after that bump and started cleaning the kitchen.

Hambone by Megaseth May 7, 2010

Hambone 

A person, usually male, who extreamly dedicated to fantasy sports to the point of degenerate level and is also extreamly successful in the afore mentioned fantasy endeavors.

Timmy won the football league again? Damn - he plays like a hambone.

Hambone by ItsDJOBie July 8, 2018

hambone 

Something which is wonderful in a soup and distressing in a movie. Connotation varies according to the likability of the actor being described, with William Shatner at the affectionate end of the spectrum and David Caruso at the other. See "Shatnering."

Yeah, Shatner's a hambone, but he's OUR hambone.

hambone by David Bryant May 7, 2004

hambone 

to be or act in a hambone like manner

wow mike was being a major hambone in law and you class yesterday

hambone by petey green January 5, 2008