Captain Haddock 

A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.

Captain Haddock discovered his famous ancestor's fortune in Red Rackham's Treasure.

Captain Haddock by Azvee January 6, 2012

smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

smashing the haddock by maffe24 September 9, 2011

arse haddock 

A friendly term for someone who's just made a mistake or said something stupid.

"I really think Bill Gates isn't THAT bad." - Norm

"Shut up you arse haddock!" - Guy

arse haddock by Slayer April 7, 2003

Hjalberg Haddock 

A Nordic sex move during which Lutefisk is liberally applied to the woman's vagina in place of lubricant.

Olga very much enjoys when I give her a Hjalberg Haddock as it means she doesn't have to eat the lutefisk my mom sends us.

Hjalberg Haddock by Phemme Phallic January 15, 2021

fanny haddock 

tampon jamrag

lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"

fanny haddock by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003

Flying Haddock 

When your bathing costume gets stolen or washed away whilst you are in the sea so you have to streak naked back to the changing room down the beach as fast as you can.

Jim got arrested after doing the flying haddock when a shark ate his swim shorts.

Flying Haddock by Sparky 55 March 1, 2024

Being a haddock 

When you need to wind your neck in, but don't have one to do so, e.g. when someone can't turn their heads without turning their whole body - like captain haddock

If he had a neck he should wind it in - he's being a haddock

Being a haddock by pug wash August 30, 2021