I was gurping so hard it took me 45 minutes to tie my shoes.
by WadeB July 11, 2006
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psylosibin mushrooms that are often hallucinogenic in nature, it can also refer to other hallucinogenic drugs as well.

it is a verb (to gurp), a noun (gurps, gurpage, gurp, gurpies), and an adjective (gurped out, gurped, gurpified)
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Here is the real defintion of gurp,: To gurp or "gurpin'" is being high off of meth also known as "crank". People who gurp, are also known as gurp monkies or methmaticians. This definition of gurp brought to you from the "yay area".
You see that fool Billy? He was on one, just staight gurped!
by The Yay Area February 29, 2008
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Being in a temporary or permenant state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of ingested psychoactice substances. These may include alcohol, marijuana, hallucunigens, prescription drugs, or any combination of these listed substances.
Andrew Gurp. Andrew is gurping. Lets go get gurped. I'm gurping so hard right now.
by Andrew Gurp August 8, 2009
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Consuming alcohol. The act of getting drunk.
"Were gurpin' it up at Nicole's house tonight."
"There's a gurpfest on friday!"

by DevinsMom November 6, 2008
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The action of a nice sloppy Blow jobber! Noise made and fluid created resulting in a gurps noise....gurp gurp gurp...
Man I've been on the road all day , i Hope my bitch gives me gurps when i get home.
by Misiu Pisiu February 5, 2010
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