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A tobacco cigarette, usually of the roll-up variety.

An abbreviation of "gaffer".
You coming out for a gaff?
gaff by The Greek 88 October 28, 2010
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a long pole usually made out of bamboo or aluminum with a hook on the end. it is stuck into large fishes in order to bring them onto a fishing boat.
he gaffed the tuna in the head.

i need a gaff here.
Acronym of the infamous web site Godawful Fan Fiction and its associated message board, dedicated to finding, discussing, eviscerating and laughing at the worst examples of fan fiction available on the internet.
Hey, the author of that Orlando Bloom/George Bush/Harry Knowles bukkake story just got ripped a new one on GAFF and she's posted a huge rant to defend it.
GAFF by BV January 13, 2004
A slang word, used mostly in Britain as another word for house. Mostly used by morons and tools.
Hey, you coming round my gaff?

Your house, yes. But not your gaff.
gaff by gaffhater August 22, 2009
To get caught up in or by something unexpectedly with negative results. Based on the hook used to drag a large fish onto a boat.
Admiral Krag was the king of internet latinas until he got gaffed by a cease and desist letter.
Gaff by nexusix February 2, 2009
"Andy's having a gaff on Saturday."
gaff by William Holme February 18, 2017