When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.
I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!
by bojzzle June 10, 2010
1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.
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2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
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2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.
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When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
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When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010
The act of piercing one's face so many times, it appears they have proformed a faceplant in a tacklebox. also see faceplant
by TarantisticCthulhu May 26, 2006
when you suddenly go from very happy to very sad, whether it be from something that happened (breakup, striking out, cockblocked) or coming back from a manic episode.
(Guy A) Dude, I was really doing well until I said something wrong. Now she won't talk to me.
(Guy B) Wow, emotional faceplant.
(Guy B) Wow, emotional faceplant.
by impslayer July 25, 2010
by Shiva196 January 30, 2012
when you face plant, trip, fall, lick cunt on accident or purpose. this occurs often with rowdy drunken shitshow behavior.
I was fica faceplanting all over roma last night.
That rug muncher was fica faceplanting on that bitch.
That rug muncher was fica faceplanting on that bitch.
by Timmy Tequila September 26, 2007
by warrenmiller September 27, 2010