Oral sex with a running start, one person sits mouth agape, while the recipient of the oral sex charges from one end of the room and inserts as much of their genitalia as they can fit in the other's mouth, often causing a black eye and/or nausea
by vapedaddy69420 January 1, 2019
A black eye affair is what occurs when at least two persons drink far enough past reasonable to mutually decide it would be bitchin' cool to give each other black eyes. This is normally done by striking each other in the face. Repeatedly. After all the shiner is never instant so you must not have done it right. Sometimes a third party is needed to hit you when one of you is so drunk that the punches seem to be leaving contusions on my forehead instead of my eye. Ummm. I mean the foreheads of those involved. The bartender will normally laugh and take pictures on his cell phone to show his daughter the effects of too much whiskey... but a lot of other people decide its a good time to go home. Be prepared for a lot of very original Fight Club jokes and inquiries as to just what the fuck is wrong with you the next day at work. A frozen can of beer is very helpful the next day as well. Fuck you Jameson.
What kind of assholes drink a full bottle of Jameson on empty stomachs and decide its a good idea to have a black eye affair? Us.
by BJ Himself February 4, 2009
by laqweesha January 7, 2007
an infection that is created when the bodily fluid of a member of the opposite sex comes into contact with ones eye
see also a Laurel
see also a Laurel
by unknown February 8, 2004
When you Drink so much that there is a "good" chance that you will fall over and cause some sort of bodily harm.
I rally want to drink tonight but make sure I don't get black eye drunk. I am all out of sick days and it is embarrassing wearing sunglasses to work.
by Nowaybiged September 23, 2008
when a nigga is witnesses something of importance and is asked on the news and he gets caught up and talks incoherently
black eye-witness man: man y`all shoulda see it man i was all ova there but da nigga holdin da gat be alll BA BA BANG
it was wild shit dere, know wat i sayin?
Repoter:What?
it was wild shit dere, know wat i sayin?
Repoter:What?
by elBrendo July 20, 2006
People that have dark black eyes like me are unique beautiful nice honest brave confident and happy always
My mom has dark black eyes but she always confident she helps me find new friends in life I don’t know what I would do without her she is the best mom you could ever ask for
by Fnsugsd January 13, 2018