A person of the German descent, who is acting like the utmost of douches.
Guy 1: Fuck that guy Hans, he's such a douche-bag.

Guy 2: No way man he's German.

Guy 1: Right, Deutsche-bag.

Guy 2: NICE.
by poopoopoopopoopop February 1, 2012
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adj. A Presidential line within the Queen Margaret Union, Glasgow, that began in 2003 when Mr A. Deutsch took office. Subsequent Presidents noted as part of the House of Deutsch include Mr J. McHale (2005) and Mr G. Brady (2007). Continuation of the House is still possible, as vestiges of the Deutsch mentality still exist.

This mentality is characterised by stark opposition to the rival House of Bates, which has yet to achieve Presidential status.
A: Dude, look at the way he acts in Board Meetings - he's totally House of Deutsch
B: Better Deutsch than Bates.
by Panda-monium August 2, 2008
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Deutsches Reich has no End
GirlfriEND, BoyfriEND, Best FriEND, they all have an END.
Only Deutsches Reich has no END.
by IWantToDie445 November 15, 2017
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Automatic E-Cigarette,Smoking Vape Pipe used by millennials and other weak people to try and impress others by exhaling large white clouds from the sunroof or side widows of a moving vehicle or simply sitting in a coffee shop pretending to study political science. Some people add flashy designs or bright neon colors to further impress the other low performers in society.
Man, traffic was horrible today. It was stop and go for miles... it was especially annoying since I had to drive next this dude who was playing his Deutsche flute the whole way..
by Chuck Johnson April 29, 2019
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When someone is beyond just a normal "douche" bag, they are actually the equal to a Nazi douche bag from the World War II era. This term is typically reserved for douche bags on the political scale.
Voter: That Rick Perry is a Deutsch Bag.
by Shareeb4Prez October 28, 2011
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a) a German phrase meaning "German piglet"
b) an offensive term for immoral or amoral people, regardless of whther or not they are actually German.
The Canadian province of Ontario, as per definition b) above knew what it was doing when it called a deutsche schwein any adult who smoked in a car in the presence of their children.
by Sexydimma May 31, 2014
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A hand job, from someone who is of German descent
guy 1 "I got with this girl last night. She kept speaking German, and gave me a really vigorous hand job"

guy 2 "you got a Deutsch job?"
by pastryface August 8, 2010
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