loves any and all attention from anyone especially girls. partly schizoid rip-off 'artist' who at first was trying to be joe, then mike, dan,now ean. maybe one day he can just be cool with not being mean and trying to sleaze on nice girls. he will punch a girl and kidnap her because he is dellusioned and thinks she needs to be punished. then let his friends be cruel to her because she wanted out of the relationship. sleazes up on skanks, especially when he's drunk. so insecure about himself and dellusional never uses condoms thinks rinsing his dick off in the sink is good enough.
dan tried to get sex from you
yeah but he's dating this girl with chronic yeast infections in chicago
yeah but he's dating this girl with chronic yeast infections in chicago
by seph+k October 16, 2008
Get the danmug. dan, dahn
verb (used with object), danned, danning.
to eat, acquire food, or prepare food whilst simultaneously participating/performing in another function totally unrelated to the aforementioned sustenance.
verb (used with object), danned, danning.
to eat, acquire food, or prepare food whilst simultaneously participating/performing in another function totally unrelated to the aforementioned sustenance.
"Yeah, George was dan(ning) during D&D this past week!"
"Please wait 15 minutes to operate heavy machinery after you've dan(ned)"
"I was just gonna dan while we had this conversation, if thats not a big deal."
"Please wait 15 minutes to operate heavy machinery after you've dan(ned)"
"I was just gonna dan while we had this conversation, if thats not a big deal."
by Ernest Alexander May 28, 2021
Get the danmug. the funniest cunt there is who has a bunch of mates who all think hes a right cunt, but they love him like everyone does.
usually smart he can set trends in whatever he does
usually smart he can set trends in whatever he does
by cuntchopsfuckedyourmumragged June 15, 2010
Get the danmug. a person named dan is most likely homosexual and wishing his name was daniel.
A very plain person who enjoys smelling fresh cut watermelon and long walks on the beach, oh and him and batman dont get along.
A very plain person who enjoys smelling fresh cut watermelon and long walks on the beach, oh and him and batman dont get along.
by DJ Mclovin May 20, 2009
Get the danmug. Dan is the term used to describe the token "lonely nerd" in a group, mainly the one who is always compared against negatively.
by MatrixDan64 January 31, 2017
Get the danmug. by MG56 October 24, 2015
Get the Dan Dan Danmug. Cans of Budweiser. Named after Dan- an alcoholic featured in an episode of the television show "Intervention"- whose drink of choice was cans of Budweiser.
Let's knock back a few dan-dans before the club tonight. I'm trying to bring a girl home and throw her a quick soulja-boy.
by ihatejags January 29, 2009
Get the dan-dansmug.