"Willie Nelson has a cuntface."
by creedmoor June 2, 2006
A rare species of fish native mostly to the deep lakes of South America resembling the female genitalia.
by Tony January 15, 2004
A woman that her face looks like an ogre, even Shrek is better looking.
An ugly bitch woman that never been happy no matter what.
Everybody hates her at her workplace because she is mean to everyone especially a bitch to pretty girls that guys at work like.
Workaholic, short, fat girl who works around the clock but never productive and pretend the business owner is her husband by calling him “honey.”
A woman who looks way older (75) then she is (35) due to lack of sex. She tries to have sex with every guy and or dog she sees by giving them drugs or alcohol, she has with her at all time hoping today is the day it will finally happen and still hope and waiting.
An ugly bitch woman that never been happy no matter what.
Everybody hates her at her workplace because she is mean to everyone especially a bitch to pretty girls that guys at work like.
Workaholic, short, fat girl who works around the clock but never productive and pretend the business owner is her husband by calling him “honey.”
A woman who looks way older (75) then she is (35) due to lack of sex. She tries to have sex with every guy and or dog she sees by giving them drugs or alcohol, she has with her at all time hoping today is the day it will finally happen and still hope and waiting.
“She is so fucking ugly!!! She looks like Shrek.”
“Yeah, she has a Cuntface.”
“Did you see? she writes me up; I was late 1 minute from lunch.”
“What a Cuntface! It’s because of the guys here like you.”
“Who would marry you? You Cuntface”
“ did you see this ugly bitch creature, she took the IT guy to her office and offered him some pills and heavy alcohol so he would have sex with her. “
“OMG, she is a Cuntface. “
“Exactly! a Cuntface. “
“I wouldn’t be surprised if she put peanut butter in her pussy so her dog can lick it.
what a Cuntface.”
“Yeah, she has a Cuntface.”
“Did you see? she writes me up; I was late 1 minute from lunch.”
“What a Cuntface! It’s because of the guys here like you.”
“Who would marry you? You Cuntface”
“ did you see this ugly bitch creature, she took the IT guy to her office and offered him some pills and heavy alcohol so he would have sex with her. “
“OMG, she is a Cuntface. “
“Exactly! a Cuntface. “
“I wouldn’t be surprised if she put peanut butter in her pussy so her dog can lick it.
what a Cuntface.”
by I’m the chosen one 1983 April 13, 2018
by Glocker Tuckwadfinkle September 2, 2021
A word describing a total and utter asshole that is incapable of doing one simple thing for his girlfriend.
by princessfluffybuns August 28, 2014
An unnatractive woman with a nose as long as a penis. Has a cunty attitude and gets no respect from anyone. Is a huge hypocrite and blows up like a balloon when not starving herself. Gets into trouble and can't keep her legs closed or be sane enough to take some form of contraceptive to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Basically this cuntface is a huge cunt who noone gives a shit about but likes to act proud. Of what? No one knows considering how much of a failure the cuntface is.
by weezle winkle July 11, 2008
An emo kid that thinks they are hardcore. Dyes their hair a multitude of colours like Kiki Kannibal. Attempts to dress like a scene kid but ends up looking more like a retarded circus clown.
by The Alchemy Index October 19, 2007