George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!
"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date
by Choking Victim December 4, 2006
A guy, that never has sex, and you can see by the sexual tension on his face, that he masturbates a lot.
by YanTales September 23, 2008
the kid in school who wears the same black pants to school every day which are crusted in cumstains.
by ben thurston December 7, 2008
A cumstain that:
1. Lands on a material that you can't get it out of.
2. Is really noticeable
3. Is exceptionably large
1. Lands on a material that you can't get it out of.
2. Is really noticeable
3. Is exceptionably large
by Experienced Cumlord July 8, 2023
The definition of the word cumstain is someone who is intensely gay and hedonistic.
A cumstain only associates with people who could also be described as cumstain, some of who assist in providing them with the jiz that designates them as cumstain.
A cumstain may periodically have cumstains on their clothes and/or skin.
A cumstain only associates with people who could also be described as cumstain, some of who assist in providing them with the jiz that designates them as cumstain.
A cumstain may periodically have cumstains on their clothes and/or skin.
by Gerdunga February 6, 2008
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