1. Pubic Lice
2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws
4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws
4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.
2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.
3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.
3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
by xxxShadowFatexxx December 12, 2005
A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.
by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021
by Willie Smielish April 7, 2020
A word referring to children or babies.
A word used by incels, usually on reddit.
They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.
A word used by incels, usually on reddit.
They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.
From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."
by Rangoisthebestmovie September 28, 2023
When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.
by Myarenda November 19, 2021
A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.
by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021
by godsWork November 16, 2021