Exotic Cricket 

When a motherfucker looks clapped as fuck and has an oval ass face, they are referred to as the most exotic species of cricket available on the black market.

"Ey pussyo, you lookin like an exotic cricket, where you mama birthed you, in a shed, retarded lookin ass"

Exotic Cricket by The pampering pope March 2, 2021

Blue gum moon cricket 

An old African-American from the streets, one who probably wears khakis of various colors with a flannel shirt and is carrying around some sort of alcoholic beverage in brown paper bag.

Yo, did ya'll peep Mr. Johnson down on W. 63rd? He a straight up blue gum moon cricket!

Blue gum moon cricket by jweezy13 April 25, 2011

*crickets*

The sound of silence. In wilderness areas during the still of the night, all that can be heard is the sound of crickets chirping.

"I asked him where things stand on the contract. All I heard was.... (crickets)."
"She promised to give me a progress report last week. Since then --- *crickets* "

*crickets* by WmB December 22, 2013

Dirt Cricket 

Person who sells water, beer, or veggie burritos at shows in the lot trying to make enough cash to get to the next
gig. Not to be confused with a Lot Kid, a Dirt Cricket will totally show up at
your house, hotel or campsite wanting to crash for no expense on their part.

Rarely uses body soap on tour but rather substitutes showers with excessive
amounts of petruli. Travels in groups, loves FREE beer, and will gobble up your
"kind nuggets" like a fat kid eatin' cake. Suprisingly most Dirt Crickets return to their own house and full time or part time jobs once tour is over.

He had beer left over from the lot and still drank all of ours even after we let him stay in our room for free. What a Dirt Cricket!

Dirt Cricket by beniop May 8, 2009

Crikey Moses 

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Crikey Moses by Wise Man November 20, 2003

vegas crickets 

The annoying folk on Las Vegas Boulevard that hand out cards for strippers/escorts etc. They flick the cards making a clicking noise kinda like crickets chirping.
strip crickets, strip confetti

Those vegas crickets are always getting in the way

vegas crickets by SomethingMild January 14, 2010

Crank Cricket 

That's a female meth user that jumps around from dealer to dealer chirping for some dope.

Lmao look Chuck that's ole tweaker girl Lyndsie she is such a Crank Cricket. She jumps from bump to bump chirping for that dope

Crank Cricket by bigslam October 11, 2019