Hard as nails and sexy as fuck , knocks men out at the age of 16 wears a gold chain and never takes off his tank top , is an absolute lethal weapon and takes any girl he wants
Owen Coyle is s fucking weapon
by Italktruthcoyle November 21, 2022
Probably the hottest guy out there. Girls are falling for him all the time. He is the smartest, most athletic guy ever. Even though there are 1919282 jack coyles in the world. Only few of them are great. He will defend anyone and is beyond nice. Get you a Jack Coyle and don't leave him.
Girl: Hey who is that guy over there he is kinda hot
Girl 2: Oh that's jack coyle
Girl 1: *gazes in awe*
Girl 2: Oh that's jack coyle
Girl 1: *gazes in awe*
by california1122 December 4, 2016
"We almost bought the house, but Mike shit-himself when he smelled the coyleness of the rumpus room!"
-"Shitman!!"
"You said it, friend-o! I wish Mike wasn't such a four-eyed Fuckwad!"
-"Shitman!!"
"You said it, friend-o! I wish Mike wasn't such a four-eyed Fuckwad!"
by Lauren "urban cowgirl" B. January 30, 2012
conor coyle is a smart and well educated young man who loves abit of recreational fun. but be warned, if you let him too close, he will put his fingers up your bum and twirl them around in a circle until his finger looks like a mars bar, and he will lick his fingers clean.
by urma13456473694 January 27, 2022
For a woman: A short, most likely brunette girl whose only worthy feature are her oversized, sagging tits. She will seem charming and lovable at first, the one you've been looking for, but is actually a demon in disguise. She'll ruin your life because she's a psycho mental case. You will learn this as the veil comes down. Probably has no real, long term friends because of her toxic personality. Steer clear of a Coyle woman unless you're using her as a one night stand cum dump. Even then, beware!
For a man: Alpha Chad. You see a Coyle man? He is probably a yacht owner. World's first 10 pack abs. Can make any girl squirt and any man cum just from a wink. He is the epitome of panty dropper and show stopper. The Bible mentions him 4 different times. Be like a Coyle man.
For a man: Alpha Chad. You see a Coyle man? He is probably a yacht owner. World's first 10 pack abs. Can make any girl squirt and any man cum just from a wink. He is the epitome of panty dropper and show stopper. The Bible mentions him 4 different times. Be like a Coyle man.
Oh that Coyle girl? She's a psycho! Her head game isn't even worth the mental and emotional pain she will put you through. Someone get her ass to therapy so she can be like her alpha Coyle brother!
by NF_puckstopper February 27, 2022
A FLORIDIAN COYLE IS A LIVE ONLINE SCAM THAT IS PERPETRATED THROUGH LOTS OF EYEBROW WIGGLES HIDDEN BEHIND OAKLEY SUNGLASSES
by PEEWEE WILLOUGHBY August 4, 2018
by CoyletheBoye December 7, 2017