Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder 

A web-based disorder in which the patient is beset with the need to comment continuously on another's Facebook wall. Their dedicated doting is not done out of affection but out of an extreme insecurity. These positive comments are the web2.0 equivalent of pissing on a tree to mark territory. Attempts to delete these pheromone-infused comments will only accelerate their onslaught until you're inundated with notifications from being tagged in photos you aren't in, and your statuses being "liked" regardless of their content.

At first my boyfriend's “Can’t wait to see you!” and “Happy half-groundhog’s day!” facebook wall comments were cute, but after about the 16th “Looks like you had fun!” I realized that he was just suffering Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder and unfriended his insecure ass.

Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder by Hazel R. Felix February 11, 2010

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder) 

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.

Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder) by Far Far Away August 29, 2010

Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.) 

This means you're addicted to texting.

My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!

Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.) by Awesometroll October 20, 2011

Obsessive Compulsive SLAG Disorder 

-Someone who has obsessive compulsive slag disorder cannot help being a total slag, they have a problem.
-Much like OCD they compulsively repeat SLAGGISH behaviors i.e. giving head to random guys she meets in town in the graveyard opposite the chipy every friday.

"she's got Obsessive Compulsive Slag Disorder... no jokes"

Obsessive Compulsive SLAG Disorder by MojoFilter March 1, 2009

Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID) 

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.

This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.

Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID) by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018

Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder 

A disabling psychological disorder that propels the sufferer to repeatedly and uncontrollably rob banks until they are finally nabbed and sent inside where they are left to regale their psychologists with exciting stories about their own magnetic personalities and long-standing risk taking patterns since childhood.

I’d asked my attorney to make it clear that I am a victim of a serious case of Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder but the judge laughed in open court and dismissed it as a manipulative ploy to obtain a reduced sentence.

Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2021

Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder 

Also known as OCABD, it is a condition in which the afflicted person obsesses over all of the fine details while playing the game Angry Birds. The most common symptoms are restarting a level numerous times in order to achieve a desired result, and obsessing over getting a high score, achieving three stars, or gathering golden eggs.

Paul: "Man, is Gary still playing on his phone?"

George: "Yeah, he has Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder. He won't stop playing until he beats that high score."

Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder by BirdsBirdsBirds June 18, 2011