Chunch

The sound a Prince Albert makes when it smashes into your teeth.

August: Bro I gotta leave to go the the dentist.
Me: Dang you alright?
August: Took and early Chunch and chipped a tooth.

by #fingerlickingood October 19, 2019

CHUNCH

CHUNCH is an adjective used to describe power or intensity. One definition I've heard described CHUNCH as being "like a shotgun shell fired from a handgun".

That was CHUNCH!

by Mother Chuncher November 4, 2011

Chunch

An outing, during which lunch is eaten and chess is played, usually involving two men.

Looks like we're one queen short of a chunch!

by RizzWizz April 14, 2010

Chunch

The act of flossing one's teeth with the hair that is near or on the asshole of one's partner, so that the "chuncher" receives a tooth flossing and the "chunchee" receives a dingleberry removal. Because of the mouth-to-asshole proximity that is involved, a chunch is often accompanied with a friendly rimjob or an ass trumpet.

Looks like we're one queen short of a chunch!

by RizzWizz April 14, 2010

Chunch

A regular Sunday event: going to church, followed by going to brunch.

Lutheran #1: Hey Betty, would you like to do chunch again this week?
Lutheran #2: Of course, Nancy - it's our tradition! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

by Amy September 30, 2003

Chunche

Nicaraguan word used in place of names of thing you cannot remember. Thing, Whatchamacallit. The word is also used in other Central American countries, but its origin is Nicaraguan.

Can you pass me that... Chunche?

What’s the name of that chunche you gave me?

by Nicasia October 12, 2019

Chunche

A really hot girl.

Hey dude, look at the fine chunche over there!

by Stalkers lolol. May 10, 2012