chicken scratch

Illegible penmanship.

Look at that dude's chicken scratch!

by d00d June 20, 2003

chicken scratch

your handwritting is so bad it looks like a chicken could have wrote the same thing....or maybe even better. you are the only one who can decifer your writtin.

yo man that handwritting looks like chicken scratch..hahahahahaha!

by eirbear2204 June 22, 2003

chicken scratch

Bad speed made from chicken feed

My freind makes chicken scratch in his bathtub

by UFO! January 24, 2004

chicken scratch

the gentle abrasions on the side of one's cock, left behind by a girl that uses too much teeth...

"damn that cum guzzler left chicken scratches on my cock"

by Shaved Dave June 18, 2003

chicken scratch

when you have an itch and scratch so much you make a rash or damage the skin until bleeding

when you have crabs and scratch your balls until they bleed this is called chicken scratch

by kingjimmy2 December 25, 2007

chicken scratch

Even fucking chickens have to scratch their arseholes, don't they??

With extra beaks... OUCH!!!

"Peter gave a chicken scratch on his arsehole, good and proper. It was satisfying. He managed to remove that dried up piece of shit that was stuck to his bottom. It was a picture of himself!!!"

by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003

chicken scratch

A scratch from a chicken

Chicken Scratch of dominoes

by ass November 27, 2007