"white girl" can't even 

The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.

"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."

"white girl" can't even by sam d. July 10, 2016

I can’t even 

When someone or something is so absurd , you can’t deal with them.

You are so over it that you can’t even.

I’m so hung over and my work wants me to come in on my day off, I can’t even.

I can’t even by Twodoves October 6, 2017

i can't even with you 

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).

1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.

i can't even with you by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011

i literally can't even 

Usually a girl says it meaning they can but they don't want to or they are in shock or just can't belive somthing

Omg Becky look at this pic Jenny posted of me like I literally can't even I look so fat

i literally can't even by jc caylen is sexy as fuck October 24, 2015

I don't even, I can't even 

When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.

Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"

Person"I don't even, i can't even..."

I don't even, I can't even by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

I can't even...

An incomplete thought used generally by the Caucasian-American female when something causes them to laugh rather hard. Typically, the Caucasian female does not know what she "can't even".

Caucasian female 1: Omg, Did you see this Vine yet??
Caucasian female 2: No! Show me!
Caucasian female 1: *Shows her*
Caucasian female 2: *Literally dying* Bahaha! Omg, I can't even...!

I can't even... by The Jon Harrison April 29, 2014

I can't even

When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.

"He is so hot! I can't even."
"Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."

I can't even by Steve5214 June 25, 2016