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by Beazerlips April 20, 2020
When a guy is getting his dick sucked and he puts a line of coke in front of the person's mouth on his dick and he/she snorts it while inserting the cock in his/her mouth. The ultimate blowjob
by bumpkinman February 12, 2013
A person with: 3 teeth, a dirty old truck, and their best friends in the whole world are a chicken, a cat, and an old sock.
That country boy from Holland is such a bumpkin, there ain’t a single person in the town who hasn’t heard the noise coming from his yard, or his truck, or his bedroom.
by Angeluru November 3, 2022
You Estulte bumpkin!
by rock_your_ring_pop December 17, 2019
by Goosefillet February 22, 2015
To get a blow job while taking a greasy crap ,Using x-lax, and have it splash out of the toilet onto the Head-giver's chin.
Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".
Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".
by Richard Crainum III February 10, 2005