braces

Devices of hell used by orthodontists claiming they will make you look "beautiful"

Friend 1:Hey I'm getting braces!
Friend 2:Oh Lord Help Us!
Friend 1: Wha...

braces by ninjaskwarrior December 25, 2005

braces

Common identifier on female indicating that she is not legal to have sex with.
Common identifier on male indicating high probability he will not be fucking anyone.
Generally a serious cockblocker.

Nerdy form of fronts or grills.

Defendant: I didn't know she was 16.
Judge: She had on braces for fuck sake.
Defendant: Did you just curse? Does that mean it's a mistrial?
Judge: Fuck no. Your ass is still going to jail.

Teen1: I just got braces.
Teen2: You a gansta now?
Teen1: (Sad Face)No....this means I'm not getting pussy.

braces by Feckel Matters November 1, 2007

braces

Metal brackets hand made by demons and certified by satan himself. Satan assigns certain demons called orthodontists to place these torture devices onto unsuspecting good hearted peaple of planet earth. The metal brackets are used to hold a special bars or wires that go accross the teeth. It's litterally like being place behind bars, imprisoned in a paranoid state of pain and discomfort. I'd rather be placed behind bars in a state penitentiary than placed behind bars by an orthodontist. what a waste of money and time. I've been in braces for over 3 years now and had oral jaw surgery and it's destroyed my life. I cant talk, eat or do anything with my life I'm seriously thinking about killing myself.

Braces are worse than getting your guts pulled out and served to starving children while you watch.

braces by Adam1 October 13, 2006

braces

metal train tracks used to make teeth straight so you dont end up looking like your british.

She calls them "braces", I call them "double decker pecker wreckers."

braces by knucklehead April 10, 2005

Braces

Metal stuff that kills your teeth.

OUCHHHHHH!!! I hate braces!!!

Braces by anonymous July 22, 2004

braces

An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.

Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.

If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.

But at least you'll look good, eh?

"Hell I'm Satan, I'll be your orthadontist for the next three years!"

braces

braces by Bill June 18, 2006

braces

Those metal wires on your teeth that can make you or break you, depending on your personality. They seem to be more acceptable now, if not popular. The most common color is black.

I wish I still had my braces.
Braces are fucking sexy, I don't care what people say.

braces by we found a problem January 4, 2009