boink

to fuck/make love/have sex with someone.

"See that bitch? Yeah i boinked her"

by hobo January 19, 2005

Boink

A safe for work replacement for the words "sex" or "fuck" in all their forms

"That was boinking awesome."
"I bet they're boinking right now."
"Boink you!"
"That was the best boink I ever boinking had."

by Shrazz January 7, 2018

Boink

The sound that the Scout in Team Fortress 2 makes when he beats someone with his metallic bat.

Scout hits Solder with bat

Scout: BOINK!!

by TF2 Boink Machine November 1, 2009

boink

Usually another word for fornication.

I want nothing to do with him but we boinked hard.

by Alissa August 21, 2003

boink

The sound that occurs when scientific progress is achieved

"Scientific progress goes 'boink'?"

by Sublimecow April 29, 2004

boink

"oh my god"
"yes"
"definitely"
"right on"

"Do you want to have cupcake tryouts?"
"BOINK"

by boinkymcboinkpants March 11, 2009

Boink

A good, quick sexing

"I cant wait to boink her tonight."

by bumhunterbob February 22, 2005