Blurt

Co.tyrone slang for a woman's heavy period discharge

You are a wile bit of blurt

"Go change your blurt rag you grumpy mare"

Friend 1 "did you get the ride from her"
Friend 2 "naw sure the blurt was dripping out of her"

by Blurt face April 15, 2013

Blurts

Children who say racially and religiously insensitive things by mistake.

Some Blurts shout out, "Look, she's having a baby," when encountering someone with a weight problem.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Blurt

When someone or something shots unknown liquid out of a open passage!

SHE BLURTED! ON MY COUSIN!

She blurted on my sofa.

it was soo funy i blurted.

by Bojonna September 3, 2009

Blurt

A board game that is Pictionary for the blind.

Come on Pat, lets go play some blurt, pictionary for the blind.

by KReck May 15, 2005

Blurt

Someone that cannot keep a secret, especially when they fiercely claim otherwise. New gossip is immediately shared, with vigorous enthusiasm, and to the disappointment of the confider.

Lisa, "Okay, but you can't tell Dave"
Pennie, "I PROMISE, I would never tell him"

Lisa, "Sometimes I blow my ex-boyfriends"
Pennie, "Gasp!"

Two minutes later, dave walks in.

Pennie, "Hi Dave!! tehehehehe"

Dave, "What's so funny, Pennie?"
Pennie, "Oh nothing, except Lisa blows her ex-boyfriends ahahahaahahahaha"

Lisa, "What the fuck Pennie?"
Pennie, "what did I do?"
Lisa, "Jesus, your such a BLURT!"

by Currybutt Wannalick? January 8, 2014

Blurt Buse

A game played EXCLUSIVELY AND SPECIFICALLY in Boston hotels, where you may find various penis pillows. The object of the game is to NOT get both a "Blurt" and a "Buse". In order to obtain either a "Blurt" or a "Buse", one must have thrown the penis pillow, and have it land horizontally, and not vertically. Upon received a "Blurt Buse", one must throw the penis pillow at the hotel room door and touch the thermostat located near the door. There is no real way to win the game, and it is most commonly played for shits 'n' giggles.

Dude, the next time we all go to Boston again, we are SO playing Blurt Buse!

by Wweeeeee November 13, 2009

Blurt Divert

Female equivalent of the cock block.

We are 2 single ladies & we were out with our gay male friends and all the single guys assumed they were our boyfriends & didnt come over to us! So we said they were cock-blocking us female style and then after a few drinks made up the phrase blurt divert!

by Miss BT7 February 28, 2014