Bjorn, where do I start? An absolute hotty, the best god damn abs ever but he won’t admit it. Amazing at every sport, especially basketball and soccer, he’s very fit. He can be quite sensitive but he’ll never show you how he really feels unless he trusts you completely. He’s outgoing, fun and has the cutest laugh ever. He makes the best jokes and loves tickling and teasing you. His hair is amazing, he can not wash it for a week but it’ll still look amazing, even when it’s not styled. If you’re dating a good Bjorn he gives you all his attention, little cuddles when he thinks nobodies looking or sometimes when the whole world is staring. He gives the cutest kisses ever, super soft and delicate lips. His smile can light up a whole room, it’s contagious. Bjorn’s love alone time and that can sometimes be mistaken for him being sad but mostly he just needed some time to think. It’s amazing when you hold hands, his hands are always really warm so he’s practically a portable heater. He always wants other people to be happy and he has the biggest heart ever. Bjorn is a fucking god but he’s never admit it.
Person 1: Wow! That guy looks like a god

Person 2: Yeah, he’s name is Bjorn

Person 1: I wish I was like Bjorn
by Peppermintpie September 4, 2019
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Bjorn is perfect. He has beautiful blue eyes with soft, long, brown hair. Has the best abs and body. the best personality as well. He's very good at hiding his emotions. even though bjorn seems so perfect (which he is) he is the biggest douchebag I've ever met. he breaks girl heart's so easily because they fall for him so hard. by far the best kisser ever, and best at feeling you up. but don't be fooled, he talks so much shit about you behind your back, watch out. soccer is he main sport, but he also does some others.
by yes please bb February 15, 2014
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Something like... "Urban Dictionary~ Bjorn; also known as that sexy, funny, awesome norwegian that makes Haley laugh. Hilarious, sexy, and just absolutely amazing, he likes to be a tease, but also can be romantic and silly at times. He's hot as fuck, even so that the sun would be jealous. One would be crazy or lesbian to not want to hit that. :I
Awesome Bjorn
by ThisChick November 28, 2012
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A bjorn can be whatever you want it to be but when people use it they often refer to waps or rambos. For example. “You best hope I don’t catch you lacking cah you’ll hold my bjorn in your chest”.
I’m gonna back my bjorn on this neek
by L~bandzz🐝 January 5, 2020
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Creepy very creepy all he does is stand outside my window naked
A bjorn is there
by Apollo09 August 26, 2022
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Bjorn is the only perfect being on earth, he is everything a female wants in a male, he is romantic, protective, loyal, and the soulmate of, "Natalee"
All females: There is no such thing as a perfect person
Soulmate: Shut up! Bjorn is perfect can't you read?
by Gachakitty April 29, 2021
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