Beetus

The term “bestie” but the letter I is removed and a u is added. Usually used to annoy your best friend.

You: “what’s up beetus”
Friend:” shut the hell up”

by Rainacloud January 13, 2023

bag o' beetus

(noun) synonym for extra large, extra salty, extra greasy, bag of potato chips

Mary: Henry watch ur diabeetus!
Henry: I wanna eat mah bag o' beetus!
*munch, munch, munch*

by TheWhiteBowser February 17, 2017

Rump-Beetus

1. The result of having anal sex with a diabetic who's forgotten to take their insulin.

2. When you fuck a diabetic in the ass so hard that they slip into a diabetic coma.

A: Dude, I was fooling around with Sandy last night, and well .... rump-beetus.

B: Woah, I didn't know she was diabetic!

by ErantyInt June 6, 2012