The most amazing person you’ll ever meet. The most selfless person in the world. She will always put others before herself no matter what she is going through. She is the type of friend to check on you when you’re sick and make sure you have everything you need. When you are going through something difficult, she will always be by your side every step of the way. There is never a dull moment with her. She is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. She is the mom of the group. She’s beautiful inside and out. Whenever you need someone to talk to she is the first person you should reach out to because she is always listening and know the right thing to say. She is so strong because she has been through a lot, but she always smiling. She is an amazing role model.

Banessa is as unique as her name.

Banessa by Chocolatechip123 November 24, 2021

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Clifford Banes

The absent host of In The Know, a spoof talk show created by The Onion. Banes is famous for frequently missing his show due to eccentric excuses.

I'm Julianna McKannis, filling in for Clifford Banes, who ran someone over in the parking lot about an hour ago.

Clifford Banes by MinitrueEmployee May 3, 2023

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