bomb ass dick

That dick that completely overwhelms his significant other. Typically belongs to a Joseph. Also known as God's Dick.

Holy shit, my boyfriend, Joseph, makes me cum so hard because he has that bomb ass dick.

by Yeetskeetbeatmymeat April 26, 2017

herped ass dick

N. When a man's penis is covered with tiny red dots. This is called herpes. Herpes can be passed on due to sexual intercourse.

N. When a dick-headed little boy falls into a batch of herpes-infested needles, he therefore becomes a herped ass dick.

John, quit playing with those needles you herped ass dick!

by Doo doo brownish August 22, 2006

shit ass dick

1. A term used in humor to present a joke.
2. Used in combination with other vulgar words to create a conjunction of description.

1. Damn, i got shit on my balls like a shit ass dick!
2. You shit ass dick camel ass licking shit fuck bitch ass nigga without the balls!

by Nigga without the Balls November 21, 2006

shit ass dick bitch

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up

Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up

by Penis bitch ass shit ass June 26, 2017

Donkey ass dick feet

The smell of a mans feet from not showering that can be confused for toasted shit

Where you happy when you woke up this morning?

No I wasn't happy. I had to smell your donkey ass dick feet

by Boozer28 July 15, 2014

nuts in the ass dick in the pussy

from the blackest porn ever, a sexual move where a black man attempts to get his nutsack into a white chicks ass at the same time as he puts his dick in her pussy. Must be accompanied with such black phrases as aaw nigga, spread that ass and booya. Throught out this time the woman must not speak or move or show any sign or understanding that she's having a black man put his nutsack in her ass and his dick in her pussy, otherwise it ruins the whole effect...aaw nigga!

black man 1: look at that punk ass white chick!
black man 2: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy!
black man 1: AAW NIGGA!
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Surrounding black men: Spread that ass!

by Mace April 25, 2006

pig ass dick head

Rude annoying bastard that is just plain out annoying

That kid over there is a pig ass dick head

by yass boo December 23, 2014