Full of preps, laxers, and Navy football fans. If you don't have at least one Navy clothing item then I don't know what the hell your doing here. If there's a a Navy game you better plan on walking wherever you want to go because traffic's a bitch. Tailgating starts early in the morning before the game and ends days later. The Schools in Annapolis are St. Mary's and Annapolis High. St. Mary's kids think they're the shit and are so much better because they go to private school and get a better education when we all know that's BS and Annapolis High students are way more nice and chill. Also, an Annapolis High student in IB who is a Sophomore is equivelant to a St. Mary's Junior and we are STILL in higher level math class so St. Mary's can suck it. Oh, and we have better Homecoming dances and you know it.
Lax is the sport and if you haven't at least tried it then leave. A lax bro wears high socks with Nikes or Sperry Top Siders and bright colored pants with some sort of lax T-shirt or jersey. Most have what is known to laxers as "flow". These guys also tend to be super hot and total dicks. Your lucky if you find a good one but hey, they're out there. So overall, The girls are hot and the guys are too so don't be shy and lets chill. This is what we do. Chill all day and lax a bit. We're one big party town that lives on the water. "Crabcakes and Football" may be what Maryland does but Navy and Lax is what Annapolis does. Plus the sailing and crabs, of course.
Lax is the sport and if you haven't at least tried it then leave. A lax bro wears high socks with Nikes or Sperry Top Siders and bright colored pants with some sort of lax T-shirt or jersey. Most have what is known to laxers as "flow". These guys also tend to be super hot and total dicks. Your lucky if you find a good one but hey, they're out there. So overall, The girls are hot and the guys are too so don't be shy and lets chill. This is what we do. Chill all day and lax a bit. We're one big party town that lives on the water. "Crabcakes and Football" may be what Maryland does but Navy and Lax is what Annapolis does. Plus the sailing and crabs, of course.
Guy 1: Hey yo let's chill and lax a bit tomorrow.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, i can't wait 'till fall ball.
Guy 1: Man Annapolis is so great.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, i can't wait 'till fall ball.
Guy 1: Man Annapolis is so great.
by Annapolis<33 October 26, 2009
Capital of Maryland. Has many cool attributes despite most of its inhabitants. Many of the people are move ins who have decided that the city should be the model for Stepford wives everywhere. Had a cool working town flavor that is now virtually gone (The Little Campus was replaced by a fucking Irish Bar). Speaking of fucking Irish bars, every vomit reaked doorfront that charges $6 a Harp and thinks it is above Natty Bo calls itself an Irish Bar. They put O' or Mc or OAK in their name and get every 1/32 Irish blood and up motherfucker to pat themselves on the back for coming from someplace else. It is so obnoxious even Bostonians say "dude, too much". Full of fat fucking tourist who fill up the sidewalk as they ooh and aah at the overpriced cheesy nautical shit in the windows or stare at the Laura Ashley window that they could stare at back home. The food is 2/3 shitty as most involves $8 hamburgers, greasy crabcackes with non-Maryland crabmeat, and spoiled shellfish. Used to be cool but now full of pricks with lots of money but no class.
Did you hear, Annapolis just plowed under their last green space to put in a housing tract of McMansions. It is going to be called "Annapolis Greens"
by ThunderMummy October 27, 2005
boring historic town, home to the USNA and St. Johns College. (Girls should be warned that middies are usually self-centered, deprived young men who should be avoided.) Not much nightlife (unless you're over 21) cool places to hang until then? the mall, and friend's huge mansions on the water. people who work downtown become unfriendly as the weather warms up due to the lack of parking and added foot traffic blocking the intersection. After the bars close most people hop on over to Mangia's for a late snack (open till they run outta pizza, which is usually around 2:30) after midnight however the price goes up to $3 for a slice of cheese and $3.50 for pepperoni. Housing is also very expensive, because most of it is on the water. A 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom one story house on the water? 1.2 million. Basically, Annapolis is a VERY expensive city, everything costs more when it's in a historic setting. **please note that the boat show traffic is an example of the worst traffic in history, it takes 45 mins to get from the marriott to the docks (2 blocks)
by Rainey April 11, 2005
by LTJG-G-G-G-Unit! January 12, 2005
a place that names their ally's (how random is that "hey ill meet in *** ally,,, noooo not that ally the OTHER ONE DAMNIT".) they have no parking whatsoever. they have about 5 coffee shops to every corner because hell you just might be so bored you want new coffee. starbucks gets whored by hard bean every day. they actually have a comic store that is full of porno comics you know good for the kids. oo they also have the same amount of ice cream stores as they do coffee shops sooo your pretty much on a surgar high with the fudge shop and the candy store you might just go into cardiac arrest... who knows. but anyways besides fearing for your life from the asshole drivers, cardiac arrest theres also the sk8ers who hang out by assylem and try to run you over with thier sk8boards... cause their coool?... but then they get whored by the fat police men that claim they are there to catch those damn shoplifters but really just want Ben&jerry's. then there's oceans 2 where some tightass old man sells awesome music...OO LETS NOT FORGET THE CELTIC STORE!!!! you know downtown is not random at all just another place nothing special
ps annapolis just kinda sucks
ps annapolis just kinda sucks
by katy/natalie May 1, 2005
Place where you can find:
a.) Preps
b.) Skaters
c.) tourists with fany packs
d.) MIDS
e.) Gangsters
f.) and sometimes even hippies
a.) Preps
b.) Skaters
c.) tourists with fany packs
d.) MIDS
e.) Gangsters
f.) and sometimes even hippies
come to downtown annapolis and see the on going battle between the preps and the skaters- the preps come into the wake-SKATE & snow store "Asylum" to buy flip flops, intruding in on skater territory. Pretty funny stuff happens here!
by camill July 23, 2006
this shit is terrible. named after the street it’s on. praying ms howard falls down the stairs🙌🏽. fights everyday or every 2 months, the food is actual booty ass.
by poisoningmyheart October 13, 2021