One who meddles in the arts of concocting methamphetamines. Typicaly in their own home-made laboratory inside their house or garage.
by Druhmz November 10, 2005
An altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. Usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an assorted variety, &c.)
Example 1-
Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?
Dude: No, what?
Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.
Dude: Are you kidding me?
Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.
Dude: He is fucking cooked.
Example 2-
Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?
Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.
Dude: Man, he is cooking it!
Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?
Dude: No, what?
Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.
Dude: Are you kidding me?
Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.
Dude: He is fucking cooked.
Example 2-
Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?
Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.
Dude: Man, he is cooking it!
by Betty Ford Prefect July 7, 2013
by puttang_slayer6942 May 3, 2018
by Fictional September 24, 2012
Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.
by williamwallacejd#7 September 20, 2010
Tweaker 1: Hey man, we're out of dope!
Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
by Mr. Sage April 26, 2006
When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.
by glitterngld March 6, 2020