"Hey bro wanna come play some Call of Duty?"
"Nah bro I gotta Zoon."
by Axons May 25, 2020
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V. - To move with a loud humming noise.
He hated the way his professor zooned around the classroom, breathing coffee breath over every shoulder, the most invasive way of checking students' progress.
by MissBitterSweet October 21, 2020
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Happy as fuck... usually while intoxicated.
Y'all I'm zooning after those drinks.
by Vanna Bien September 27, 2017
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Where you cut a zucchini (scientifically known as Cucurbita Pepo) in half, hollow it out, and then put your dick inside.
I caught my dad zooning in the bathroom last night after he wasn't satisfied by my mom's wide pussy
by soroushishot September 24, 2021
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When two very hairy men rub their hairy ball sacks against each other to sprinkle a rain of pubes on a third person
Bro: "I can't believe you want to take your girlfriend zooning!"
Bro 2: "She loves that shit."
by LandlovinRabbit April 8, 2022
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